Awwwww!!!!!

Loook it! Is this little elephant just the cutest? Awww, maybe I buy for my Indian friend Ali Mahajani so can ride when it get big, yes?? Ali is work at a call center for Dell and drive American people crazy when they try and get they problems fixed for computer. You can visit his blog at www.ali.whorehole.org and be appalled at his stupidity. I mean he is my friend but he still smell like curry, yes! (you can also click link underneath my beautiful picture, yes!)

Damned Brits!!

This fucking song is kill me!!! James Blunt, if "You're Beautiful" is suppose to be love song why is me, my goats, my wives, my 148 children, AND all of London want to go into murderous rage and rip you whiny, pretty boy vocal cord right out of you throat? Or gouge or eyes out with little untwisted paper clips. Or maybe swallow one by one hot coal use to cook shishke bob? Or take battery acid and squirt it up our annus, yes?! I HATE all you depressed dilusional girls who think all boys is like this dreamboat and whisper sweet nothings in you ear. You whore make radio station and record label play over, and over, and FREAKKKKKKIIIINNNNNGGGGGG over!!!! Thank you London radio for banning Mr. Blunt, I think I may move there now, yes!

"They Just Snapped"...

Edward Van Dyke, (43, doctor) Threw his children and self off of 15 story balcony


David Lauren Crespi (45, Bank Executive) Stabbed twin daughters as wife got her hair done. Called police as he attempted to slice wrists.

Is this American phenomenon? Seems like these perfect husband/father "just snap" and kill their precious family. Often take they own life in process, or their wife. Is this a cop out? How do you "just snap" unless you is crazy to begin with?? Why does it seem just to happen in suburbia America? Often I hear the husband and wife marriage is strained. So, this is selfish act against woman, yes? Or is the pressure of keep the perfect job, the perfect marriage, the perfect children, the perfect banq account, the perfect SUV, the perfect American image of what a man should be... killing these children?? Jihadist Jerry no understand, no!! I no care about weak men, if you no can open mouth and speak mind then you deserve whatever internal turmoil you put on youself, yes! However, why be selfish and take out the potential creator of AIDS vacine, or maker of everlasting lightbulb?? I hope this piece of scum is shoveling shit in the 3 layer of hell! If there is justice in Allah's infinite wisdom, this will be so, yes.

Shit Sammy...

Ever have a day when you is look and feel like this crazy black woman? Today was this day for me, yes! I is wonder what her breath smell like.

Police State Anyone?

Ready to have you privacy invaded? Ready for more war? Ready for more C.I.A. back coups in foreign countries? Ready for more Anti-American sentiment? Thank you voted in Republican and Democrat Senaturds. You country just became a police state. Gen. Micheal Hayden authorize NSA evesdropping on thousands of American. How much terrorist you catch this way, Mr. Hayden person? Anyone get creeped out by how his look? Looks like he jack off to scat porn, no?

Just Freakin' Great!!!

So, Jihadist Jerry have many headache and nosebleed lately. I figure it due to stress, yes. Trying to find sublet for summer in New York is about as fun as torture at Abu Gharib. I still no have luck in that venture, yes! Now, I go to American doctor to make prescription for headache pill. He take X-Ray of head, because I cannot afford MRI or insurance. X-Ray is no to much money for prescription, yes? Well, doctor see area of "concern" in frontal area of skull. He thinks it good idea that Jerry go do CAT SCAN. I don't understand how a kitten is help headache, yes?! Jerry no can afford a brain tumor or a freakin' hangnail, yes! I no scare of death, I is scare of financial ruin. And cats too, they is try and steal your breath, yes!

Famous People is Crazy...

This Geri (see, she is with a "G" not a "J")Halliwell person just named her new little pink chubby little monster BLUEBELL MADONNA, yes! I swear to Allah, this is the name she choose. Allah is probably laughing hysterically at all stupid names people still choose for their baby. Apple, Brooklyn, Pebble, Satchel, Moon Unit (Zappa), Rumer, Zowie, CoCo. What is up with this shit? Is this because they is no want their overly obsessed fan to try and steal their baby name? Or is it because they is worship some crazy space alien God like TOMKAT and they new little pink chubby little monster Suri?

Sydney Looks Nice...

This is amuzing video. Narrator person sound like my cousin Ishmaeil. He is an econmist in some capitalist pig infested country. Enjoy, yes!!

Crazy Old Bat!!

Words from Mother Theresa
"People are often unreasonable, irrational, and self-centered; forgive them anyway. If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives; be kind anyway. If you are successful, you will win some unfaithful friends and some genuine enemies; succeed anyway. If you are honest and sincere, people may decieve you; be honest and sincere anyway. What you spend years creating, others could destroy overnight, creat anyway. If you find serenity and happiness, some may be jealous; be hapy anyway. The good you do today will often be forgotten; do good anyway. Give the best you have, and it may never be enough; give your best anyway. In the final analysis, it is between you and God; it was never between you and them anyway."

Crazy old Indian (dot not feather), she no ever live in real world! Lepers are easily appeased. Ohhhh, Jihadist Jerry is make joke. Or am I? Muuuuhahahaha.

I'll Having What He's Having...

Dumb, dumb, dumb, Americans! If you is build all you supersize single family home mere inches from the mothafreakin' EVERGLADES most likely you is going to get a few workers of Mother Earth getting a little hungry every now and again. What better for nice tasty snack than stupid white yuppy white women who no respect Mother Earth? Most of Florida is swamp you dumb fucks, but how much you want to bet Jihadist Jerry that some fools are going to start shooting the shit out of every alligator, crocodile, iguana, and gilla monster because of this scare? Hey reporter people of America, there is still people being murdered in Dafur! But who care about them blackies, yes?

Little Boy and Fat Man...

Looks like Sen. McCain sold his soul to devil, yes! Someone really want to be President real bad, no? Only thing worse than Manhattan Project is the combination of this two yahoo. It like one big Hiroshima, only different. McCain is flip-flopper who wheel and deal to stay alive. Falwell think he is the "Divine Dealer" working as messager for God. I no can explain I want to order Vietnamese take-out, yes!

Demon Children...

In Iran, at 16, little girl lucky if she is no pre-arrange marriage or sold into slavery on her birthday. But, in great country of America, 16 year old little girl (little boy too, yes!) suckhole parents will sell their liver to make sure they kid have biggest, overtop, insanely extravigant party! Helicopter, limo, can-can girl, designer gown, ritual sacrifice, bathing in baby blood...the usual. Of course, all is film so more little rich bastard children can see and cry if they no get same. They is make fun of poor children who lucky if they get mud pie for birthday. They will scream bloody murder if parents no get them the BEST of everything. I want to stab my eyes out with spoon when I see this MTV show. Sweet Sixteen my left testicle, yes!! My wives laugh and laugh. My goats piss on evil television.

See this picture. This girl from show barely 16 and she is be carried by young naked college boy who is going to get drunk and try and plow her from behind when parents go to sleep, yes! I swear to Allah you can see in his face. (I hope is with no lubrication, yes!) This is the piece of garbages that is future of America, yes. Bitchy little princess who could no even tell you where Middle East is. Dumb frat boy who snort coke off of hooker ass, and let his frat friends suck his cock if they no tell anyone. Motto for them is: Bigger is Better. Maybe this $200,000 dollar spent on party that girl or boy no even remember in 10 year is better spent in Darfur region, or Ethiopia, or New Orlean, yes? Maybe parent should sell children to slavery to make money back? They should get 200,000 lashes from barbed whip to appreciate they is no dead from starvation or blown to bits by American cluster bomb. Disgusting little spawn children of Satan, yes!!

786-555-2794!!

Above is Jihadist Jerry phone number. Please give me call we can talk about our nails, and clothes, and who is cute in Hollywood, and talk about goats, yes! Then when we hang up, you American NSA will replay our conversation for Mr. Bush so they is laugh and laugh. In fact, you all can come to Iran, yes! I have much room! We is just like America too! In Iran you have call recorded, if you is black or gay or woman you get beatdown, and we have yahoo for President too!! Awwww, is excite you is coming to the Jihadist Jerry Hostel, yes!

She Have Movie Come Out???

This super pastey white Australian person say she still in love with Tom Cruise person. Well white girl, he move on. Maybe you should too? I dunno, I no think he that cute anyway. He kinda nasaly like Ragan Fox, yes? Jihadist Jerry wish he have milky skin like this Nicole Kidman person, but then again I live in desert. With many goat and camel. And if you have as many wives as I is have it is miracle my skin just no melt off my face.

What He Do In Tree In First Place??

If you lick this British Rock and Roll person will you trip like you is on acid? I licked a frog in Amazon jungle once. I swear I thought I see many oompa loompa that look like Steve Buscemi on crack. I very scare. Then I shat my pants. I hope Amazon get burn to the ground. So Keith Richard person fall from palm tree in Fiji. Somehow I no care because Condelezzie Ricepudding person and my president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad are in big contest to see who have biggest clit.

Hold Old is Her Anyway...

Condie say she expect see minority President in her lifetime, yes! Probably won't be black person though. Can you imagine her in Baby Phat in Oval Office? Hahaha, I just blow goat milk out of nose.

...unless you is this black person. Well, he no REAL black person though, right?

Are They Just Words?

Faggot? Fudge Packer? Butt Pirate?


How about, Dyke? Rug Muncher?


Nigger? Porch Monkey? Spear Chucker?


Maybe Wetback better?


Or Chink? I like Egg Roll.


Dot?


...Or Feather?


Big Nosed Kike? What about Heeb?


Rag Head? Sand Nigger...Terrorist?

Ok, now that Jihadist Jerry get those ugly WORDS out of way, maybe real issue can be served up like #1 combo special at Taco Bell. HATE, yes! American people, I no understand why such hate is all over world! Iran too. And Europe or Asia. Or is it Fear? Fear of unknown? Fear of different lives? Fear imposed by religion or other people belief of what right or wrong? When did the word HUMANIST become such an ugly word?

Ka-Ching!!!

Ummm, Jihadist Jerry (with a "J") want to know where you all get $109 Billion, yes with a "B". That is how much approve for Emergency Spending by you elected official. I mean, you no have Iran's oil yet. So, tell me who is pay for this, and the 2 Trillion (yes, again with a "T") deficit you poor simpleminded American people have complete ignor?? What happen when Iran switches sale of oil to Euro and American dollar bottom out. This $109 Billion pay for ongoing "conflict" in Afghanistan and Iraq, some more money for people to steal in New Orlean, and some more for Birdflu Pandemic Preparedness. Yes, the flu that is killing sooooo many people. Are you kidding Mr/Mrs. Senate people? Mr. Bush keep cut taxes so where is all you money come from? Did I mention you Social Security will run out 2040? Just thought you like to know. HAHAHAHAHA, wake up idiots, yes!


Oh, I was a caller on Madge Weinstein's spectacular podcast Yeast Radio. She is smart Jew. At least this week, yes. Last week she was ummmm, special. Good discusion on Iran with pothead person and Mr. Bush make visit. Enjoy!!

www.yeastradio.podshow.com

See, Told You!

Remember Jihadist Jerry say that Moussaoui is nothing but fat Arab who get no love as child, yes? I also say that he no smart and could no accomplish mission he say he and retard below was suppose to carry out. To kill is still much pressure, and hard to do when shove Twinkies in fat little mouth. Jihadist Jerry get many gasps at my statement. Now Judge who is proceeding over trial say he full of shit too, yes! Judge person say that Moo-cow-ee was try make him look good in Islamic eyes, and try to upset jurors so he become martyr. I say kill him anyway. Save tax payer money, yes?

I mean, really! Look this fuckwad. This flea on the ass of a dead camel in the Saudi Arabian dessert. He look special, no? As if trying to light bomb in his shoe with matches wasn't clue enough to his stupidity. Fry him up too! Or give him to Chinese, they can put to work for Walmart.

Bring It On, Like Donkey Kong...

Jihadist Jerry no have television because it is evil. However, now this power lesbian on "The View" and she kick ass. Rosie will maybe give some new steam to GLTB movement, yes? You poor gay peoples get many lumps recently. Maybe stupid American people just need to see positive lesbian and gays on T.V., yes?

...because this woman, who is married to gay man is complete waste of space. Well, not so much anymore cause she had vanity surgery to remove half of stomach. So she is skinnier waste of space. With perkier boobs. Who is still married to gay man. Allegedly. Rosie person ain't gonna take shit beyotch, no! Flatscreen here I is coming!

You Create This Mess...

This is Dr. Donald N. Wilbur, a gentleman's spy. He plan first successful CIA backed coup, one that CIA model all other coups after. You know, Guatemala, Cuba, Chile. Where did this one occur?? Everyone with Jihadist Jerry...IRAN!! Yay! What was it over?? Everyone with Jihadist Jerry...OIL!! Yay! When democratic country of Iran decide to take away oil fields from greedy British people (they have bad teeth) and nationalize for benefit of Iranian people, arrogant people step in. They dissolve parliament, ouster the Prime Minister who backed nationalization and put in power Mohammad Reza Shah Pahlavi, who run Iran with iron fist. He pillage Persia. He help start anti-American sentiment. Then we get that swell guy Ayatolla Khomeini, that killer, that suppressor of women, that Islamist extremist in another coup in 1979. YAY! More oppression, more pain, more anti-American sentiment. Iran had peace and happiness and democracy was a model of what the Middle East could have been like today.

This Kelsey Grammer. He famous American actor, who play Doctor on TV. He like to snort cocaine, crash his expensive automobile into tree in Hollywood Hills. He like to marry former Playboy models. See difference? One is orchestrator of over 50 years of civil unrest in foreign country. One snort cocaine off of hooker ass. Switch cocaine and hooker for oil and Iran and you get same thing. Don't come at Iran with the guise of restoring democracy bitches, say what it really about. Oil. We already had democracy and you took it away, yes!