Just Freakin' Great!!!

So, Jihadist Jerry have many headache and nosebleed lately. I figure it due to stress, yes. Trying to find sublet for summer in New York is about as fun as torture at Abu Gharib. I still no have luck in that venture, yes! Now, I go to American doctor to make prescription for headache pill. He take X-Ray of head, because I cannot afford MRI or insurance. X-Ray is no to much money for prescription, yes? Well, doctor see area of "concern" in frontal area of skull. He thinks it good idea that Jerry go do CAT SCAN. I don't understand how a kitten is help headache, yes?! Jerry no can afford a brain tumor or a freakin' hangnail, yes! I no scare of death, I is scare of financial ruin. And cats too, they is try and steal your breath, yes!