Police State Anyone?
Ready to have you privacy invaded? Ready for more war? Ready for more C.I.A. back coups in foreign countries? Ready for more Anti-American sentiment? Thank you voted in Republican and Democrat Senaturds. You country just became a police state. Gen. Micheal Hayden authorize NSA evesdropping on thousands of American. How much terrorist you catch this way, Mr. Hayden person? Anyone get creeped out by how his look? Looks like he jack off to scat porn, no?
posted by Jihadist Jerry @ 1:07 PM
3 Comments:
His head looks like a balloon. We're so fucked. CIA=Stasi now.
I think scat porn is too classy for this cat. Kiddie scat snuff porn is more like it.
Try this on for size:
Condi Rice wins presidency in 2008. She does such a horrid job, that Vice President Schwarzenegger leads a military coup, dissolves Congress (like they are doing anything useful anyway) and sets himself up as Eternal Kaiser of the "Amerikanisch Reich".
Then, using clones of himself, he makes a clone trooper army to keep the peace by imprisoning all remaining free-thinking Americans, and foreclosing on everyone else who is saddled with hyperinflated debt.
Oh, and in the midst of all this, a comet destroys a random populated area, sending us into Malthusian Depopulation with only 5,000 humans surviving at the end of the whole mess. Or the reptile aliens from Zeta Reticuli get tired of us and wipe us all out.
Yeah, that sounds like a scenario. :P
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