And Its Prettier Too!

According to scientist is Africa, if men get they penis clipped it was help reduce HIV infection by 60%! This is what they say, Jihadist Jerry swear! Cicumcision help prevent AIDS, I is can see the PR companies coming up with great slogans!

--"Tell AIDS to stick it, when you clip it!!" ...a message from the World Health Organization.

Here is idea you dumb fucking doctors, preach importance of not screwing everything you see without wrapping it up first!! Duh. I mean how is circumcision supposed to help prevent HIV? Everyone try to come up with new schemes to make AIDS less scary. I is always found truth to be a bit more acceptable. (Hint, Hint Mr. Bush)

Pet Peeve of the Day...

Like, Oh My Allah!! I is meet this one person who no shut the fuck up. Ever. I mean go on and on and on! About nothing, seriously! Nothing more annoy than person who talk or make noise just to hear themselves talk or make noise. Some say it is ego, some is say it is nerves, I is say it enough to drive me to drink. The person is very nice and sweet, but Jihadist Jerry actually spend many hours roam the streets so he no have to spend time alone with this person because the is gonna tell story that is take 3 hours to tell. Confusious once say "Silence is Golden", no? Maybe I should donkey punch this person in the groin, no?

Whore!

Christie Brinkley = Goldiging Whore, yes! So much for value of institution of the marriage right?? I is seriously doubt that anyone should critisize the homo people for try and get equal marriage right when this skank is break up with hubby number 4!! Or how about Jenny Lopez, or Britney? How about Anna Nicole Smith, yes?! These people scoff at the sanctity of marriage and yet in Massachusettes nasty Christian Bible thumper want to take marriage away from the gays. Funny, neither Spain, Canada, the Netherlands, or MASSACHUSETTES has fall of the Earth because of this actions. Is there a God??

I is Heart This Chick!

I is go see PINK! perform at Today Show this morning. Me and goats have secret crush on this amazing rock and roll chic, yes!! She is one bad as mo'fo and I think she brilliantly tell President he is a scum sucking pig. This is someone who little girls should look up to, yes! What a way to kick off Jihadist Jerry's 100th post! Many camel kisses!

I just No Get It!

Can ANYONE explain to Jihadist Jerry why gays still no be able to get married in one of most liberal state in America?? I mean marriage is no cup of Turkish coffee but if the 'mos want to do it, what is big deal?? I mean, Massachusettes no fall into ocean, nor did Spain. So someone tell me what big deal is? It can't be religion because it clearly state in your precious Constitution that there should be separation of church and state. If American people no be able to tell me what big deal is, maybe the NY Supreme Court can write it out in braille for Jihadist Jerry! Clearly you have to be blind to understand this stupid shit, yes!!

Pet Peeve of the Day...

Digusting little shits! All night I is be bited by this tiny minion of the devil. I HATE mosquitos. They is like the worse thing ever, besides maybe Condelesbo Rice sitting on you face, yes! What is the point of they exsistance, tell me American people? Did you know it is only the female mosquitos that do the biting? Figures,yes!

Happy Birthday!!

Happy Birthday Mr. President!! How joy today must be for you dispite the fact half America hate you, 3/4 Europe hate you, Iran hate you, North Korea hate you, most of Africa hate you, all of Middle East hate you, the gays hate you, the Chinese laugh at you, Cheney walks over you, oil companies fuck you in the ass, Mexicans hate you, South America tell you to blow them, so do Australia, and don't get me started on Mother Earth, yes! I hope you get many presents and Condee Rice uses lube when she fucks you tonight with her strap on. Many Camel Kisses!!

What A Hypocrite....

North Korean dictator make launch of missles into Sea of Japan. Allegedly they is fail midflight. This is no the point, no? The point is Iran has not even developed a missle capable of launch, yet the world and mostly that oil and scum sucking pigs George Bush, Condee Rice and Darth Cheney. They call for sanctions, and war, and nuclear bombing of Tehran. Senaturd McCain made a bill that tried to get F.I.F.A. to ban Iran from World Cup games. They say that Iranians are all terrorist and evil. Yet nothing but pussyfooting around North Korea. No calls for sanctions, no calls to remove the dictator from office, no calls to point missles toward they country. Why such double standard?? Why no go after Kim Jong-Il who OBVISOUSLY has weapons of mass distruction! Saddam Hussein must be pissing his tighty whiteys with anger. Once again, George Bush has made a mockery of the greatest office in the land. What an asshole,yes!

Don't Drink The Wa-Wa!!

Don't Star look like praying mantis?? HAHAHA! Right now Barbara Walter is ordering industrial size can of Raid so she can spray that darky down. You no mess with Barbara, she is cut a bitch. You is know she now walk around her house on Park Avenue screaming at the top of her lungs of all the things she plans to do to the former fatty. I like Barbara, she is tough cookie, yes!! I no worry about Star come after me, cause her career is going down in a blaze of glory, yes! Even the WB is ashamed of her. Bye-Bye Star, is was nice to make funs of you!

My Lovely Humps...

Oh how Jihadist Jerry miss his camel races and rides in desert, yes. Very hard to ride camel in Central Park, yes. All these rich woman with baby stroller, and people have picnic you have to ride around. Sometime you have to make sacrifice to live better life, no?