Happy Birthday!!

Happy Birthday Mr. President!! How joy today must be for you dispite the fact half America hate you, 3/4 Europe hate you, Iran hate you, North Korea hate you, most of Africa hate you, all of Middle East hate you, the gays hate you, the Chinese laugh at you, Cheney walks over you, oil companies fuck you in the ass, Mexicans hate you, South America tell you to blow them, so do Australia, and don't get me started on Mother Earth, yes! I hope you get many presents and Condee Rice uses lube when she fucks you tonight with her strap on. Many Camel Kisses!!