Jihadist Jerry

That is Jerry with a 'J" If other peoples can kill in the name of God, why can't I?

Friday, June 16, 2006

Libre This Bitch....

Last night I want to see Inconvenient Truth, but The Wives, The Goats, and the 148 Children want see Nacho Libre. We toss a coin and I end up with nightmares of fat little fuckers in tight spandex. With bad imitation Mexican accents. Supposedly this trainwreck of movie was supposed to be funny, all Jihadist Jerry want to do is gouge out my eyes with a spork. Jack Black is no funny. Sorry, I no see what the big deal is all about.


At 4:15 PM, Blogger Adam said...

Every so often a movie comes out tha dictates to the young white collegiate straight men in his nation how to behave at rush, house parties, and spring break. Recent research showed that the effects of the American Pie franchise were waning and that the group was in desperate need of a booster inoculation.

Rest assured everyone, college campuses all across the nation will be filled with young men trying to emulate Nacho Libre as best they can this fall in an attempt to impress the females and assert themselves into their local hegemonic male caste systems.

At 7:56 PM, Blogger Kalvin said...

Very interesting. However, it looks like frat parties are not going to be nearly as hot.

At 9:11 AM, Blogger Eric said...

I remain convinced that the only reason Jack Black has a film career is that Hollywood producers have formed a cabal to see if American citizens are really stupid enough to sustain said career.
They appear to be correct.


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