Better Than Tehran...

Hellloooo America peoples. I is sorry I no blog in few days, yes! I is fly to my new home in the New Yorks and I is still recoup from the plane ride from hell. Very, very not fun trying to fly over Tropical Storm Alberto. Ever drop 5000 feet in 2 seconds? Talk about the skid marks in the pants. Oy, no good pilot did shit landing too. We is sliding all over runway like a slug in a soap dish. I no like fly, too scary. Anywho, I is in Big Apple now, yes! I is also discover new snack! They is call "chicharones", and the is yummy. I find in this Spanglish bodega on corner. I no have clue what they is, but they is sure is crispy!