Damn!
Shit! I sorry fat little American children! I on wonderful camel ride this morning, and this stupid animal just run into road without looking both ways, yes! I tried all evasive moves to try and avoid this capitalist creation for a religious holiday, but I have one of fastest camels in all of the land. It going too fast to stop smashing into this cute and cuddly bunny rabbit. So sorry you will no get visit on Sunday from him, yes! Although I think you parents be slightly relieved you won't be shoving you face with 16 pounds of chocolate, marshmallow, and jellybean that send you disgustingly pasty overweight rollypolly asses into diabetic shock. However, knowing you selfish little brats probably scream bloody murder about you no get biggest Easter basket in you home town. I suggest you run off some of you blubber by chasing you pathetic parents around neighborhood with butcher knife, yes?!
posted by Jihadist Jerry @ 2:33 PM
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This was no accident, Jerry, but the will of Allah, and Mohammad (the one true profit). But remember not to "accidentally” kill any other precious symbols of capitalist, heathen holidays: If they don’t have any crass, commercial tie-ins, they won’t spend their money, and companies like Citibank (which many Saudis are heavily invested in), will lose money, and the IJF (International Jihadist Foundation, sort of like that faggy HRC) will go bankrupt. You will be rewarded for the offing the bastard bunny, when you reach paradise. Please check in with you local Mosque, to let them know if you’d prefer redheaded, or blonde virgin. (They’re running low on brunettes and women in see-through burkahs.)
All praise the Allah!
Fuck the Saudis, they is sell outs! Almost out of oil, what they do then?
Oh yes, I no need vestial virgin Zipper, I have crush on someone new. Details later. It be big problem, Yes!
yes, please details
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