Did Someone Say Satan?

Leave it to the Catholics to piss the world off! He is soooo sorry that Muslims are reacting to his bigoted words. He is just no upset about saying them. Well he managed to alienate the Jews, Muslims, and gays in his short time as Pope of the religion that embraces pedophilia. Way to go Nazi boy, you are a jewel in the eyes of Allah.

Take That Lance Bass!

She is from IRAN!!! Whooo hooo, sexy woman come to America, make much money and now is floating around in space. Not only is President Bush super pissed at the CIA for not kidnapping her and putting her in secret prison in Romania on trumped up charges, but that super homo Lance Bass is probably pissed at all American homosexual people for not sending him enough money to go first. His mascara is running in rivers down his porcelain white homo skin. HAHAHAHA, she is IRANIAN!!

Random Blllaaaahhhhhh....

I love being alive damn it. I just love it. Dispite all the hate and anger in this world there is nothing better that sitting on some open field during a full moon and gazing at the clouds. Have you ever just done that? Just stared at the clouds on a full moon??? Silvery, luminescent, alive. I love the smell of camels. I know, much gross. But they just be. They just are. I hate that people in this world will kill over religion or color or gender or persuasion. Call me a hipocrit. I don't care. I know it happens. I am alive, and I live the best way I can damn it. You is do the same. Please, the world depends on it.

Pretty People Is Smart!

Well, I is think all stupid ugly redneck should listen good. Since you losers do nothing but try and emmulate super star celebs, maybe here is one good example you should take. Angelina/Brad and Charlize/Stuart say they is no get married until ALL the peoples can get married. (That means the gays for those too dumb to read between the lines). I think this is good idea yes. However technically they is live in sin by doing just this, but the Bible, Tohrah, and Koran is nothing but good stories yes??

Cum bucket...

This whore trash skank slut waste of space get busted for drive drunk. She say she just want a hamburger (whhhaaaaa, daddy I want it, I want it now!!!). SOOOOoooo, now everyone say this American sweet heart do nothing real big. No big deal. Ohhhh suuuurrrreeeee, everything is fun and games until you is run over a Mexican migrant worker and her 4 children get their brains splattered all over your Bentley grill and keep on driving since you are so fucked up on the weed, and hootch that you is no notice. Just because America love you soooo much and you must only eat one meal a day. How is this person famous???