Locklear is Lesbian??!

Yes! Heather Locklear after her failure of show LAX (show about constipation, yes) realize she is lesbian and break up with some rock and roll person. She now date Kate Spade! Is thinking she make handbag for lady person. True, this Spade person is a bit hairy, but must be good for exfoliate face, no? Jihadist Jerry is happy that Heather Locklear find herself, if she could just find her career, yes?!