Dinner Invitation...
Menu:
Cocktails: Zoloft Martini's
Appetizer: Umbilical Cord Tare-tare
finely diced fresh umbilical cord from Hollywood Starlette marinated with spicy chapotle lime dressing, served with quail egg, stone ground wheat crackers.
Soup: Fetal Blood Soup
slow simmered fetal blood with spicy blood sausage, grill roasted corn and avocado foam.
Main: Farfalle con Placenta and Wild Mushroom Ragu
bowtie pasta, with a slow cooked finely diced placenta from Hollywood Starlette wild mushroom ragu. Momma would be proud!
Dessert: Breast Milk Creme Brulee
steamed breast milk and vanilla creme brulee with carmelized camel urine. Ok, so Jihadist Jerry made last one up. Hee hee.
...and I called the Hamas crazy.
2 Comments:
nice one jihadist jerry. but don't you have work to do for the PNSexplosion. there is an ex-"Dallas" starlet still roaming free
Yes, I is! Don't you worry I take care of this cow! Haha, made funny. Dallas Cow (boy)
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