Jihadist Jerry

That is Jerry with a 'J" If other peoples can kill in the name of God, why can't I?

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Dinner Invitation...


Menu:
Cocktails: Zoloft Martini's

Appetizer: Umbilical Cord Tare-tare
finely diced fresh umbilical cord from Hollywood Starlette marinated with spicy chapotle lime dressing, served with quail egg, stone ground wheat crackers.

Soup: Fetal Blood Soup
slow simmered fetal blood with spicy blood sausage, grill roasted corn and avocado foam.

Main: Farfalle con Placenta and Wild Mushroom Ragu
bowtie pasta, with a slow cooked finely diced placenta from Hollywood Starlette wild mushroom ragu. Momma would be proud!

Dessert: Breast Milk Creme Brulee
steamed breast milk and vanilla creme brulee with carmelized camel urine. Ok, so Jihadist Jerry made last one up. Hee hee.

...and I called the Hamas crazy.

3 Comments:

At 1:26 AM, Blogger Roddrick said...

nice one jihadist jerry. but don't you have work to do for the PNSexplosion. there is an ex-"Dallas" starlet still roaming free

 
At 6:49 AM, Blogger Eric said...

I think JJ is quite the multi-tasker there.

 
At 8:32 AM, Blogger Jihadist Jerry said...

Yes, I is! Don't you worry I take care of this cow! Haha, made funny. Dallas Cow (boy)

 

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