Corporate B.S...

Jihadist Jerry is hope you all have good Christmas! I even wish the Jews a good Chaunika (who really knows how to spell that word?). Now that you stressed youselves out by running around you towns buying a million presents, wasting you hard earned money, just to feel miserable and let down, how is your New Year gonna be? I is say your resolution for 2007 should be about youself. No more bending over backwards just to make everyone else happy just so you get some recognition. No more selling yourself out for money. No more cheap toilet paper. This year give back to this stinking pie hole we call Earth by creating more positive energy!! Do something about those little black people who is dying by the second in Dafur! Buy a sandwich for some homeless person on the street no matter how much they wallow in they own feces! Tip a dragqueen, no matter how bad they lipsink yet another Britney Spears song! Plant a tree! Kiss a retard! Mercy fuck a troll! And do it all with a smile, yes!

Burnin' Down the House...

Oh no!! Hottie Jake-y-poo is burn down his vacation rental in California where he and his sister were celebrate fake Christian holiday steeped in paganism and taken over by corporate America! I is hope they is all ok though, because I really like all of them Gyllenthal kids! Did you know that Jake-y-poo lives on same street as Jihadist Jerry?? I can look into his appartment from mine! I is never seen him naked though. I think my camel has, though.

Hanging to the Left...

He is killer of many people including his own, and Iranians. He rape many women, torture Kurdish children, and pilage many village. He go to jail, go on trial (which would give Seinfeld a run for its money) and was no allowed any appeals. So snap his neck is a great way to end his legacy, no?? So violence bigots more violence, yes? Eye for eye? How does showing this act prove to those dirty little Iraqi children (smell like camels) that its ok to reciprocate violence with more violence? Is this humane? Let see how Mr. Bush exploits this one!

Pee in the Pod...

Guess who is getting another child in her vagina??!! It is Miss Julia Roberts who become famous by playing a whore! And a diabetic, remember that haircut in Steel Magnolia?? Congrats, hope the little monster no have big teeth like you!

Pick your Stink!!

She's got one. (Bottle is as smooth as her bald stretched out puss.)
Unbelievably, she has gots one too. (Smell like burned up 45 year old 'gina)

And for Christmas or Jew Holiday, you too can smell like one of Antonia Banderas' three colognes!! Yes, three!! Who was the marketing genious who approached Mr. Banderas and wife and tell him to make 3 types of cologne?? And, why do we have to sit through all these freaking commercials with Naomi Campbell, Antonia Bandaid, Sarah Jessica Farter, Britney, Paris, Carlos Satana? I is wonder if O.J. Simpson will make one too!!

That's It!!

If Jihadist Jerry see one more tragic 'gina from some tragic Hollywood starlette, I is turn complete gay!!! And what is that white patch on Ms. Hiltons cooter? Yeast? Spermicidal jelly? I wonder if Britney borrow that dress after, yes?

*click to enlarge (but becareful of your retina)

Pretty White Woman!

My friend Max's sister won crazy American reality show where skinny girls try to become like Tyra Banks, big forehead and all! I is like her very much, she is make me laugh and she tell that dirty Indian (dot not feather) photographer to go fuck hisself in nicer way. Congrats Caridee, you is best winner ever on America's Next Top Model!! I is like you bother Max, even if he is a Jew. Many camel kisses, with you Cover Girl lipgloss.

Demon Child...

Evil gay woman Mary Cheney and her partner Heather Poe is expecting a baby! (Who is man in this couple??) Anywho, if there is any justice in hell, this sell out to her people will have a gorgeous child that looks something like below. I is wonder what the cravings are going to be.

Yummm!

Michael Richards no like black people? Why not? There is so much women to love! He need to be in big sandwich with these two women so there be no more crazy rants at seedy dirty comedy club. I is hear that he will meet with the black hecklers from the audience to smooth things over. Too late!