
Chancellor Angela Merkel: Oye Putin! Can you believe this fuck lick?
Prime Minister Vladimir Putin: Giiiirrrrllll, tell me about it. By the way I gave his wife a Stolichnaya enema and borscht douche last night. She didn't even say a word.
CAM: Frigid bitch. You know she served latkes and matzoh ball soup at tea the other day? You think that was a jab at us Germans?
PMVP: Didn't she run over that person in a fine German made automobile? Seems to be a lot of killers at the G8 this year!
CAM: I think George just farted.
President George W. Bush: (Heeehee, I did poopy! I want to meet Boris and Natasha.)