The Bald Gutter

And if you is look close enough, you can see the cesarian section scar from having Sean Preston. But you no is blame me for the burned retina you get from looking too hard. I no think I can eat for a month.

No Such Luck!

Yesturday, Fed-X's lawyers say they have no porn tape of Britney and Fed-X doing the hibbity-dibbity. You know, plowing from behind etc. I know they is many people upset by this because world is very curious of what happened behind closed doors with them, yes!! Does she chew gum (a la Matt Lauer interview) while suck dick?? And, just how big IS Fed-X's dick??

Big Balls, Mr. Simpson!!

Ok, American bee-yotches! I is back in the hizouse! I is know I be gone for much long time but I had to go on a journey! Much to tell you later. But now, lets give a round of applause to the A++ dumbest black man in America. O.J. Simpson actually wrote book called "If I Did It" IF??? IF!!! Whatever, more like "How I Did It"! Is anyone just holding breath in anticipation of that fool's karma catch up to him?? The goats say...yes!!