Jihadist Jerry

That is Jerry with a 'J" If other peoples can kill in the name of God, why can't I?

Monday, April 03, 2006

Holy Cow...

PNS Explosion issue FATWA! on this monster. Do she eat children for breakfast?? How her heart no stop already? It just like the alien plant in "Little Shop of Horrors"! Feed Me! Look like some one try to give hug and love and she ate them. I have no problem to destroy this disgusting woman. It just take much resourses. Here is list of supplies I will shop for today. I like good challenge. Thank you PNS Explosion!
205 lbs. of Plastique Explosive
300 round for Israeli made Uzi
250 round for Russian made M-16
150 round for Sig Hauer (extended clip, semiautomatic)
1 Rocket Launcher
50 Laser Site Missiles for said Rocket Launcher
25 gallon drum of Napalm (homemade)
1 Flame Trower
2 Samuri Sword
25 Daggers from Persia
1 Country Fried Steak, with Mashed Potatoe, Macaroni and Cheese, Chicken and Dumpling, Fat Back sandwich and 3 small children.

I hope this work!

3 Comments:

At 8:14 PM, Blogger Eric said...

You might need to upgrade to three overweight children.

 
At 11:06 AM, Blogger Noah said...

HA! this is the best blog ever.

 
At 1:46 PM, Blogger Eric said...

I love Jihadist Jerry almost as much as I love PNS exploding on my face.

 

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