Jihadist Jerry

That is Jerry with a 'J" If other peoples can kill in the name of God, why can't I?

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Why I is Drive a Camel...

Gas is $3 a gallon now. Not one of you fuckers protest this bullshit, all you just take it in ass with not one bit of lube. Exxon make record profit 2 year in row, Bush is opening drilling site in protected national reserve, and the honey bees are dying off in record number. Jihadist Jerry used to living in desert. Will you be? Bitches.

No Shit...

For two year in row, Miami is vote the worst city to drive. Number one for roadrage, yes!! Jihadist Jerry knows this many time over. I have to use my Glock many, many time on this stupid people. I is used to think it was the Jews, then the Canadian snow birds, then the Puerto Ricans, or the Cubans, or the Hatians. Then JJ realized it ALL this stupid fucks. I lose my mind many time!! My camel kick and scream everytime I take them to the supermarket, when I is live there. Miami is a shithole thirdworld country full of morons and retards. This honor is well deserved, yes!

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Size no Matter...

Tom Sizemore get arrested again for have pipe to smoke Crystal Meth. What huge obvious sign that this drug is soooooo moronic. Poor Sizepoo, he is addicted to stuff that kill them gays in numbers. Just say no Tom. Or at least switch to Coke.

Ewww Gross....

Ok, so in a place call Oregon a boy complain about something tap dancing on he eardrums. Then his mother take him to doctor where they find SPIDERS living in his ear canal. The size of eraser on end of pensil. Swear to Allah, look up bitches. Google this shit. Nasty mother no keep clean house. This is actual quote from redneck child.

"It was real interesting, 'cause, two spiders in my ear — what next?" Jesse said.

Nasty shit no? What next is, someone need to call a social worker on you momma

Oil and Water....

Did you is know that water companies are now charge a OIL fee to offset cost of raising gas prices? Yes, if you get water deliver to your job or house, check the bill. Water companies are now charging to deliver overprice water thanks to you wonderful conflict in Middle East. Might as well just drink the oil, yes?