Open Mouth, Insert Foot...

This is the Stepford Wife that American President George Bush pick out. I think she is pretty, but she no should be allow talk. Because then she even make Georgie Pie look smart. What is Jihadist Jerry talk about? To kick off America's National Park Week this First Lady person say this:
"I want them (the parks) to stay perfect so that your children and your grandchildren also will be able to have the chance to hike in the national parks, to visit all of our historical sites."
Hmmmm, really? Maybe you should put you suck hole to good use and tell you hubby that he better sign the Kyoto Accord before ice cap melts and they is no freaking National Parks left, yes!! You ninny woman! Or maybe the Iraqi oil in you ears muffle the cries of all the animals going extinct as we speak, and you just no give shit. Someone please up the dose of her sedatives, her stupidity make my goats ears bleed, yes!!

Calling Cheryl....

I found this picture of Cheryl Merkowski from her butch days. She is so sexy. I think I am in love. Hahahaha, kidding. I rather fuck goat. Visit her at whorehole.org. Then become a buddhist. Because you retinas will be burned out, so the rest of you life needs to be spent in meditation.

Sorry For The Debbie Downer...

Sorry about earlier activist post. What was I thinking?! Now back to making fun of stupid redneck and her Neanderthal troglodyte husband. Who apparently has the sperm of a great king. HRS is going to have their hands full, yes?! I think Fed-X should be wear the shirt Britany is wear. I mean K-Fed, sorry!

Do You Hear The Violins?

Who care about these people? They just silly black tribal idiots, yes? Nothing wrong with ethnic cleansing by starvation, murder, and gang rape, no? This country has nothing to offer us but flies and smelly piles of hippo shit. Appalled by these statement, yes? Well then tell me, why no one is standing up for these people? Obviously other people agree with this foolish statement I make in jest. Is it because they is black? Is it because they is poor? Is it because everybody have they head so far up Iran's ass that they miss the big ol' bloodbath. Tell this to the 180,000 souls that had to depart this Earth in such agony.

Freaking Jew!

I is on this show today. What a train wreck. This woman can't seem to get her shit together. But she is brilliant. Sort of like an idiot savant. You know, like Rainman, yes?!

www.yeastradio.podshow.com

About Time...

Grand Ayatollah Ali Sistani say this: ...only the government should have weapons, and its forces should be loyal to the nation - not to individual political parties.

About time some person in Iraq get there shit together, no? Have pride in you country first, then youself. And do it with no guns or bombs blowing up little kids playing with kite. But men is stupid and want to show bravado. Greed is overcoming identity. It just take one person to listen though, yes? If one person listen and follow, he do his job. There is much work to do. I just hope people see the farce about Iran, before little children playing with kite get their arms blown off by stupid man who has to prove something to hisself, yes?

This One Not American...

This pathetic woman is on trial for kill 9 of her babies. Well, 8 the other one was too long ago. She had 3 kid already, so she kept getting pregnant, give birth and just let them die. She no smother, she no strangle, she no use rat poison. She just no feed them. Then she bury in fish tank, or in flower pot. She say husband never notice she pregnant. I think she should be boil alive. Or maybe hot coals shove up her vagina, yes? Damned Germans! I think they should skin her alive as punish. I know Cheryl Merkowski is pissed. She like to eat babies.

Irony At It Finest...

This Tony Snow newsperson is new Press Secratary for President Bush. He say in 2003 that racism "no longer big deal" and "no sensible person supports racism." He say racism "quickly becoming a memory". I is so glad America is seeing stupidity of racism. Thank you Mr. Tony Snow person for be so smart and tell us that hate people is going away. I think you is good for job, yes!!

In related news: The Klu Klux Klan is plan a rally on the Antietam battlefield on June 10th. This was bloodiest day of Civil War. You know, the war that help end slavery? The one that was fought to help black slavery people, yes? Yes, Jihasist Jerry (with a "J") say June 10th. That would be the year 2006, by the way. The KKK have right to protest due to 1st Amendment. So who look stupid? Tony Snow, or KKK? No such thing as racism in America? Tell this to New Orlean people. Tell this to black people in L.A. who get beat by cop. Tell this to all Arab who get profile in airport. Tell this to Mexican people who get shot at border. Tony Snow, try that statement again. Bitch.

She Will Cut A Bitch...

How you make Martha Stewart scream twice? You fuck her in ass and then wipe you dick on the curtains, yes!! Hahahaha! Ahhh, Mustafa the Camel Jockey tell me this joke this morning. Me and goats laugh all day, yes. I know I should no repeat this joke, but whatever what she gonna do? Hahahaha, so funny this joke.

Is It True?

Jihadist Jerry hear in America that drag queen, I mean "femail impersonator" persons have big hair to make their hands and Adam's Apple look smaller, yes? In the case of this Lady Bunny person I think it was to make ass look smaller, yes! In Middle East our drag queen all wear burkas so we no see hair. Or face. Or anything really. The super hot American rockstar person on left is Marc Sinoway. He no REAL rockstar, but he look good. The cowboy person is Traver Raines. I think he design the tent that Lady Bunny fit in, because he superstar designer for Heatherette. See, Jihadist Jerry try to learn about cool people in America, yes! I think this woman impersonator person, probably give good head. Swear to Allah, I hear this!!

Stupid Cracker...

This piece of yuppie white boy trash is in big trouble...again. His daddy rich financier get him out of trouble before in November for gay bashing. Since no one care about minorities America he get slap on wrist. So since this little monster who got away with it first time, he try new minority. Black woman. Allegedly. *wink,wink* So what this woman was a tramp, yes? Does not mean you can just take whatever you want without asking. People in Iran get their hands chopped off for that. His parents should be doused with gasoline and set on fire! Then quickly doused with vinegar and process start over, yes! They created this arrogant little shit. But you know worry about him, I sure in prison there is big black man who will ass rape him over and over. Karma is one big bee-yotch, yes!

Locklear is Lesbian??!

Yes! Heather Locklear after her failure of show LAX (show about constipation, yes) realize she is lesbian and break up with some rock and roll person. She now date Kate Spade! Is thinking she make handbag for lady person. True, this Spade person is a bit hairy, but must be good for exfoliate face, no? Jihadist Jerry is happy that Heather Locklear find herself, if she could just find her career, yes?!

Sicky Poo...

I sorry I no post so much last few day. I have massive migraine, yes! I want to rip off my head. I no like this pain. I rather fuck roadkill. One night, many years ago, yes, I almost be killed by drunk driver. Now I suffer from headache that make me cry and puke me stomach out. I rather watch "Glitter" 50 times in a row than to have another migraine. Oh well, what can do? I post again soon.

Dinner Invitation...

Menu:
Cocktails: Zoloft Martini's

Appetizer: Umbilical Cord Tare-tare
finely diced fresh umbilical cord from Hollywood Starlette marinated with spicy chapotle lime dressing, served with quail egg, stone ground wheat crackers.

Soup: Fetal Blood Soup
slow simmered fetal blood with spicy blood sausage, grill roasted corn and avocado foam.

Main: Farfalle con Placenta and Wild Mushroom Ragu
bowtie pasta, with a slow cooked finely diced placenta from Hollywood Starlette wild mushroom ragu. Momma would be proud!

Dessert: Breast Milk Creme Brulee
steamed breast milk and vanilla creme brulee with carmelized camel urine. Ok, so Jihadist Jerry made last one up. Hee hee.

...and I called the Hamas crazy.

Oh Yeah, Israel too...

Ok, so you stop poking the Palestines and go hide behind America, yes! See...Hamas is very jumpy. And remember you sons of a motherless whore, America is full of CHRISTIANS! They think Rapture is come very soon, and they no want pesky Jews or Muslims around when that happens, no? Either play nicey nice in big sand box or convert...otherwise you can kiss Israel, Palestine, Iran and all the other buh-bye.

Hamas Is Stupid Retard...

Man, you is sure is stupid! So what the Jew no give you money, yes! Why you sand monkeys think blowing them up would make Israel listen? Or America? Or Britian? They no listen, they laugh in you stupid brown face. You just proved their silly point that all Hamas result to violence. Someone beat you down, you tell them FUCK YOU! Fatwa on you evil! And you stand up, and find a new path. A better path, peaceful path! And when you prove that you is good people, and love you children and family then you tell those people that their hate got them a nice view of you ass walking away towards salvation and peace! Stop create you own fear you useless flea infested dogs, stop using you anger to create fear in others. When you use bomb, the ringing in their ears prevents them listen to you pain!

Yummy, Yummy....

What Jihadist Jerry would do to have threesome with these two American people. Jesus Christ they is freakishly beautiful! I no care if they African and Philipino children watch, yes! I am sure my goat want to watch too, yes!

What-freakin-ever!!!

Ummmm, it the freaking FLU! Only 180 Avian influenza A case in human since 1997 and only 8 dies. Please stop making BREAKING NEWS reports CNN. You drive me crazy, it no outbreak, epedemic, or pandemic, yes!! It freaking FLU! So, stupid Chinese people cook you poultry so fraidy cat American people no freak out, kay?!

Merry Easter!

Me and me goats say Merry Easter,yes! Even though a lot Christians hate Muslim, and think we all terrorist. Oh yeah, plus I ran over Easter Bunny. I still a little sorry about that. He was cute bunny. Stupid, but cute. Goat much cuter, yes?!

Damn!

Shit! I sorry fat little American children! I on wonderful camel ride this morning, and this stupid animal just run into road without looking both ways, yes! I tried all evasive moves to try and avoid this capitalist creation for a religious holiday, but I have one of fastest camels in all of the land. It going too fast to stop smashing into this cute and cuddly bunny rabbit. So sorry you will no get visit on Sunday from him, yes! Although I think you parents be slightly relieved you won't be shoving you face with 16 pounds of chocolate, marshmallow, and jellybean that send you disgustingly pasty overweight rollypolly asses into diabetic shock. However, knowing you selfish little brats probably scream bloody murder about you no get biggest Easter basket in you home town. I suggest you run off some of you blubber by chasing you pathetic parents around neighborhood with butcher knife, yes?!

You Have Them Too...

You America have terrorist who live in you country. This former disbarred lawyer man hate gays. Rev. Fred Phelps addicted to hate! He protests at funeral of soldier and gays. Disgusting man!! Funny thing, his own children say he used to beat them with a bat, and shaved head of his own wife. Yet, he think he is doing Jesus' bidding. Funny, Jesus never say he hate gays in Bible!

This college plagiarist man used to be head of Christian Coalition. Ralph Reed once attacked GHANDI'S pacifist ways by writing article calling him "the Ninny of the 20th century". He too preach hate. Then his stupid redneck ass get caught taking money from lobbiest Jack Abramoff, his former boss. So he in disgrace now, but what good did this do, his words still did much damage!

This one is amazingly stupid. He hatemonger who say Ariel Sharon get stroke because he piss off God. Pat Robertson say Hugo Chavez should be killed. He say hurricanes hit U.S. because gays run rampant in America. He say women place is in home, and feminists are evil. Whoa boy, this man is scary. Yet, he has TV show that millions people watch and send him money. Since when did God need money to build more church?

Actual quote from this fat, disgusting, redneck, pig: "AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals" Uh huh. Really? Ok, if you say so you ignorant fool. You believe you own lies. He has been quoted as say it ok to beat woman cause it say so in Bible, too. He thinks that humanist, feminist, and pacifist are all evil Satan worshipers. Since when is no like war a bad thing? Since when want all people to have equal rights are evil? When did this retard get so much power?

This is one huge Christian extremist who blow-up women's health clinic (twice), gay bar (twice), a professional building where government worker have job (twice), and the Olympics. Wowser, the Olympics. The time when all countries supposed to be together and be happy people. To show strength in unity. He put is evil mark on this celebration so people would listen. Listen to he bad ideas. Listen to his hate. Listen to his disillusioned idea of what is better for world. Eric Rudolf is a yahoo that became sheep, to above crazies. Yes, Islam have extremist too, but you no critisize them if you can no take look in you own heart and see hate is breeding right under you ignorant nose!

Why Do We Still Care?

Someone please tell Jihadist Jerry (with a "J") why this cum bucket famous? She have money, so what?! She have no talent, yes? She have ass like camel, yes? But yet American girl want to dress like it, get extentions like it, and star in homemade porno like it, yes?! It goes to show with much money you can't buy class. I wouldn't piss on it if it on fire!

God Is In The Rain...

God is no in mosque, temple, or church. He is no in Koran, Talmud, or Bible. He does not speak through cleric, rabbi, or preacher. His power in no in crescent moon and Islamic star, the Star of David, or the Holy Cross. He no require holy day like Ramadan, Yom Kippur, or Easter. He is in our heart, he is in the wind, the rain, the earth. He love the black, white, yellow, red. He love the gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transgendered. So please, those who chose to send me hate mail...go fuck youself. You cannot say to me that I am a sand nigger, that gays are faggots, that Jews are kikes and expect your God to side with you! So if you no like my blog, you no read. I know good English word. It called SATIRE. Look it up you Neanderthal redneck, racist, bigoted piece of trash.

Oh yes, see this movie. It will open eyes, and encourage you to come out of the fear and blind faith you so dearly hold onto. Then again, you might be too stupid to understand big words in movie, so if you can barely spell you own name, don't bother.

Holy Cow Redux...

I will no make fun of this girl! Why not? Because she is fat and proud! She like her huge thigh, and short white dress. She want everyone to see her tattoo. You go girl, rock that shit out!

Taco Anyone?

No wonder they try and close border in America. This man get caught try to sneak in U.S. at Mexican border. He try to take good jobs from hard working Americans like, picking fruits and veggie under hot broiling sun, or flipping burger at fast food restaurant, or cleaning explosive diarrhea mess in rich people home, or build house for same rich people...under broiling hot sun, or cut grass in broiling hot sun. Border patrol should just let in for mere huge testicle this man have and originality. Maybe he can go work for Naomi Campbell, yes?

Love, Hate...

Cat can be very nice, or can be evil. This is why I have no cat. I no trust. One moment they all playful and cute and cuddly...

...the next they is evil little monster!! My cousin cat "Mohammad" try to kill me, I swear to Allah! It try and take my breath away when I sleep, yes! It kill 3 goat and ripped face off 6th wife. I had to take her out with double tap to chest. You can no expect me to wake up next to that face anymore, yes?! I just realize I get low on wives. Stupid cat, she was best cook! Grrrrr.

Redneck Redux...

I know Noah from PNS Explosion love this upscale redneck bayou white trash, but why everytime I see her face I hear "Dueling Banjos" in head?! This talentless wonder's "nanny" drop baby on head and give big bruise. Riiiiight, you sure Britney Spears-Federline? It was no you, with you greasy Cheetos fingers? How about you dumb talentless wonderfuck husband K-FED? You sure he no drunk and high and try and play "Kick the Baby", yes?! If this "nanny" dropped baby, why you no beat her with crystal encrusted BlackBerry like Naomi Campbell? Clearly the woman deserve good beating! I think you liar and baby actually throw itself from high chair when it hear you and you stupid trash husband sing together. I actually see one of my goat throw itself from cliff when I play "Slave" for research. It was good goat.

Best thing about America? It even let people with Down Syndrome become superstar celebrities. Somewhere in Louisiana there is village missing its idiot.

Spawn Child of Satan...

I did no know that Darth Cheney had a son! Why is his son name, MARY? Oh wait, that is woman?! Holy Moly, that is one ugly woman. She give Loch Ness Monster a run for its money, no? According my sources, this woman big sellout to her people. She let her evil devil father run his campaign on hate toward gay and lesbian. She was no allow on camera so not to remind American people of her "disease". I think more because she has face like foot, but who am I to judge? She is loser and she should be disavowed by her people. Bad lesbian, bad!

I found picture from her high school year book, yes! She look pretty in pink, no? No wonder she lesbian, her high school boyfriend is even uglier than her. He no look too smart though. Maybe Darth Cheney beat him for going out with Neaderthal daughter and not fucking the gayness out of her? Disfunctional family at its finest.

Shut up, shut up!!!!

Dear Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad,
You stupid moron. You embarass the Persian people, and me Jihadist Jerry (with a "J")the most. What you smoke, because you dealer give you bad shit. Why you keep prodding the crazy American badger Dick Cheney?! I no worry about Bush, he no even know where Iran actually is. Stop telling people you try and get uranium for power plant, no one believe you! Why no use alternative power source like wind, or water? Just keep on pissing off current American government, and you have McDonalds, Walmart, and Popeye's Chicken on every street corner in Tehran within 6 month. If any my family has to die for all of you dick measuring contest, I will be super duper mad. Shut up, shut up, shut up!! Or just die, you do all us favor.

Wishing you the best case of crabs,
Jihadist Jerry

Creature Feature...

I think I figure this man out. He no want to be white, he want to be Disney character, yes? How very sweet of him to want be Peter Pan, the boy who no grow up. Someone realllllly need hug. And no from little boy, a grown up hug. Let him know it ok to be freak, just not be one that scare the living shit out of old lady, children, or little cute furry animal.

OOooo, I So Mad!

Malek?! That mean: What matter with you?! Again Ipod battery no work three time from August. I AM SO ANGRY. Why you piss Jihadist Jerry (with a "J") off like this?! Why my battery no work? Lithium battery should last more than 30 minute. It one step from plutonium for Crissake! Why you customer service no speak English good? I know they laugh at me when I slam phone into wall from frustration. And you greedy Steve want me to pay for defective batteries?! What you smoke? IBM computer chip! FUCK YOU! I issue Fatwa! on this piece of shit. But I take my time to find, that way you be scared for long time. Psychological warfare work for George Bush, yes? Did I mention I very mad?

Haters...

This Aretha Franklin daughter?! Yikes, she should know vertical stripes no friend to big, disgusting, bible thumping, pear shape woman. She say she no sing for gay people, it against her belief. Well, I no think the gay really care, yes?! They be afraid she eat them. Beside, she sound like a monkey in heat, that why she kicked off American Asshole, I mean Idol. Shut up Mandisa, the gay people like talented divas not wannabe. You belong in Baptist whorehouse.
Speaking of whore, this yahoo is whore to Christian Right. He want gay people jailed, and torture. He think global warming big joke. He think woman should have no right. He needs to be raped by wild hog. He running for Democratic seat of Senate in armpit state of Ohio. He actually have many support, and gaining notoriety for big, redneck mouth. Why people hate gay and lesbian so much, this make Jihadist Jerry (with a "J") super sad. You Merrill Kaiser Jr. go back to drive truck and get blowjob at truckstop by tranny hooker. You boring me and my goats!!!

I Don't Get...

What is this woman obsession with Chicken Fetuccini?? Please American people tell me. Do she put cocaine or opium inside to make loose weight? If so, it no working. And please tell, why she sound like she smoke 12 pack Merit and suck down bottle of MadDog 20 before she film these ridiculous commercial?!
Let play game. Replace "My Precious" with "Chicken Fetuccini". Make same voice as above creature. Do we not have same person?! My...Precious...Chicken...Fetuccini! Kristie Alleypoop is Golem in goat clothing, yes? I get goosebump at the erie resemblance. (I know you all made voice, and then laugh. I did, you no feel bad. She disgusting creature anyway you look it)

American Hero!

This man say he retire for good of Republican Party. You lying stinking pile of camel AND goat shit. You get caught! You suck Jewish lobbiest cock for many year! You bad excuse for American leader, yes?! Have fun in prison you stupid Texas person, liar, liar. You wife should take bottom lip, pull over head, and staple to ass. Next she stab you nipples with chopsticks. Many splinter!! Maybe then you shut the fuck up. My goat piss on you.


Post Script: Not being Jewish bad thing. It just that this man big Christian Right bible thumper who hate black, gay and lesbian, and pretty much everyone. So for him to be in pocket of Orthedox Jew make all funnier. Karma a bitch motha'!!

I Puke My Brains...

Ewww gross. I hear these three singer at Turkish bath the other day. My ear still bleed. I puke bile over and over. My goats no give milk, and my wives cry over and over. They ask why Jennifer Love-Puke-it no do Photoshop under eyes? More bag than Louis Vuitton, yes!
Someone need to stick big black penis in this man mouth. Please shut up you man. And get tan!
It look like big black penis already in this woman mouth. I think my eardrum explode! Two of best goat die! Horrible writhing death. Poor little goats. I no go to Vegas, because I will have to do FATWA! Bad, Bad, Bad evil little singers. You make Jihadist Jerry (with a "J') much pain! Grrrrrr!